holdmypurse:

baddiebey:

make sure you join your sugar daddies country clubs so if it dont work out you got his equally rich friends number

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thecosmosowl:

chubbinafatzarelli:

a real romantic plot

what the fuck

mewicornsniffles:

kalafalas:

this gives me life

I’m watching this waiting for class to start and laughing so hard I’m crying

When I tell my friends I’m not going out tonight but then get a second wind and show up to the pre-game

whatshouldwecallme:

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The Rio Caño Cristales - most colorful river (caused by algae and moss seen through the water), Colombia.

  • north american education system: COLLEGE???? COLLEGE COLLEGE
  • north american education system: COLLEGE
  • north american education system: *points at 16-year-old* WHAT YOU WANT DO WHEN IN COLLEGE?!?
  • north american education system: *picks up 7-year-old* WHY NOT THINK ABOUT COLLEGE!??!? COLLEGE
  • north american education system: *throws infant against the wall* YOU GOING TO COLLEGE
heteromilk:

talk dirty to me

heteromilk:

talk dirty to me

Nuclear Plant Safety Measures

fakescience:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

definitelydope:

Free Falling
By Elizabeth Gadd